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Thipu1

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International Star Wars Day!
« on: May 04, 2012, 06:42:22 PM »
Okay, this is late and lame but I thought the folks here might enjoy it. 

Today is International Star Wars Day because it's ...

MAY THE FOURTH (be with you).

Please, do not throw things. Puns do not necessarily require punishment.   >:D
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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 07:19:41 PM »
Quote from: Thipu1 on May 04, 2012, 06:42:22 PM
Okay, this is late and lame but I thought the folks here might enjoy it. 

Today is International Star Wars Day because it's ...

MAY THE FOURTH (be with you).

Please, do not throw things. Puns do not necessarily require punishment.   >:D


((Snarky hides the honey behind her back and Evil puts the sealed ant farm in her knitting bag))

They totally did not know that puns don't require FORMAL recognition (and RAH recommended ant beds & honey, if they remember correctly, from the book of quotes from Lazarus Long).  They also remember to write poetry in private and wash their hands afterward - but admit that it is not "good" poetry - mere doggerel!
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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 07:30:23 PM »
Quote from: Frozen Lulupop on May 04, 2012, 07:24:39 PM
And to continue the bad puns...

VorFemme, when you're handling those ants, remember to use the forks (Luke), use the forks...

Evil just tossed the ant farm in your directions - use the forks!
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White Dragon

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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 07:36:40 PM »
Quote from: VorFemme on May 04, 2012, 07:30:23 PM
Quote from: Frozen Lulupop on May 04, 2012, 07:24:39 PM
And to continue the bad puns...

VorFemme, when you're handling those ants, remember to use the forks (Luke), use the forks...

Evil just tossed the ant farm in your directions - use the forks!

What, are you ant-y pun or something?
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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2012, 11:17:54 PM »
I have to HANd it to you all. These are really inSITHious.
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VorFemme

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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2012, 08:55:16 AM »
Evil and Snarky don't know whether to groan or applaud.........of course, in pun terms, I seem to remember that grabbing your nose and fleeing the scene is supposed to be the ultimate recognition.

Instead they are going to pass out virtual Bunny FooFoos to everyone - possibly hoping that your hands and mouth being full will let them come up with some puns without competition.  They are very competitive............
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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2012, 08:58:35 AM »
To continue the fabulous (and very punny) celebrations - it is officially Revenge Of The Fifth today!!! Bwahhaaaaaahhaaaa!!!



(Maybe you could use a fifth of rum in the Bunny Foo Foos in tribute? Or would that be too vengeful?)
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VorFemme

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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2012, 09:03:43 AM »
Quote from: blue2000 on May 05, 2012, 08:58:35 AM
To continue the fabulous (and very punny) celebrations - it is officially Revenge Of The Fifth today!!! Bwahhaaaaaahhaaaa!!!



(Maybe you could use a fifth of rum in the Bunny Foo Foos in tribute? Or would that be too vengeful?)

No such thing as too vengeful when you are plotting how to take over the pun championship!  Adding coconut rum might not go well with the Kahlua, though - so it's PLAIN rum!  Or there is a bottle of dark rum over there, if anyone wants to adulterate theirs further......
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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2012, 09:18:10 AM »
Better than a pun - the Imperial March:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0x4Aw0Hsf8   ;D
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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2012, 05:33:04 PM »
I think the theme of this thread is more along the lines of "May the Farce be with you."

Does anybody remember the name of the doctor who delivered Luke and Leia?
I think his name was John and he was from Spain.

Oh yes, now I remember, it was OB Jaun....
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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2012, 05:50:36 PM »
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this for the win :D
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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2012, 06:13:08 PM »
No puns, but I did use my GPS with Yoda's voice on Star Wars Day.
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White Dragon

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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2012, 10:09:21 PM »
Quote from: Sanity Lost on May 06, 2012, 05:50:36 PM
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this for the win :D

Credit for the punch line belongs to Spider Robinson. I just riffed on it. :)
I like to work with only the best materials. ;D
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Re: International Star Wars Day!
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2012, 06:18:19 AM »
Quote from: Thipu1 on May 04, 2012, 06:42:22 PM
MAY THE FOURTH (be with you).

And also with you. And with your spirit. ;D
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