B/G: My last name on FB is hyphenated. My husband's last name is a proper noun, but when a certain one-syllable non-word is added it becomes a curse. This syllable can be part of proper words, too. Obviously my husband grew up with "do you have an uncle named <name that ends with that syllable>? Har de har har!", but now we are all grown up.
My sister changed her last name completely.
Last night I put up a whole slew of adorable photos of my nephew, and tagged my sister in them. My privacy is set so that her friends can also see the photos she is tagged in. (She is OK with this, obviously).
So one of her friends liked the photo and wrote "Is that your kid, Sis? Too bad your maiden name isn't <word that ends with above-mentioned syllable>!"
So... I am not amused. While I have heard these jokes before, this person is not a friend of mine or even an acquaintance.
I think the best course of action is to just delete his comment and block him, but a part of me wants to reply some thing along the lines of "You're not funny.", "Nobody's laughing.", "You think you're so original, don't you?". You know, just to let him know how far out of line he is.
Can all you wise eHellions help me make the best decision here, please?