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Diane AKA Traska:
This thread's for jokes that seem so obscure that you're not sure anyone's going to get them.  I'll start:

A man walks up to a computer programmer on the street.  The man says to the programmer "I haven't had a bite in three days."  So the programmer gives the man a dollar.

(Anyone want to guess why?  :D)

Tierrainney:
What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing.


You can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Iris:

--- Quote from: Tierrainney on May 26, 2012, 09:15:05 PM ---What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing.


You can't cross a scaler with a vector.

--- End quote ---

See, I actually know what a scal(a)r and a vector are, I know why you can't cross them. And I *still* don't get this joke because I don't know how you get from mosquito to vector. Is this a regional thing?

lady_disdain:

--- Quote from: Iris on May 26, 2012, 09:30:48 PM ---
See, I actually know what a scal(a)r and a vector are, I know why you can't cross them. And I *still* don't get this joke because I don't know how you get from mosquito to vector. Is this a regional thing?

--- End quote ---

In biology, a vector is an organism that transmits a pathogen to the host (aka, infects something with disease). Mosquitos are vectors to a number of lovely disease, such as malaria, dengue, etc.

Elfmama:

--- Quote from: Traska on May 26, 2012, 09:12:56 PM ---This thread's for jokes that seem so obscure that you're not sure anyone's going to get them.  I'll start:

A man walks up to a computer programmer on the street.  The man says to the programmer "I haven't had a bite in three days."  So the programmer gives the man a dollar.

(Anyone want to guess why?  :D)

--- End quote ---
Because a byte is 8 bits, and there are 8 bits to a dollar!

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