Stumper jokes

[White Dragon]

"She's pretty, but there are much hotter women" he said objectively.

Here we go again.
Locked in a battle of wits and me unarmed.

He is making women objects...does that help?

Oh, I totally got it. 
I was happily trotting out a few witicisms and Traska totally blew me out of the pond with her more numerous (and better constructed) jokes.
I was just expressing my chagrin. 

[Mental Magpie]

"She's pretty, but there are much hotter women" he said objectively.

Here we go again.
Locked in a battle of wits and me unarmed.

He is making women objects...does that help?

Oh, I totally got it. 
I was happily trotting out a few witicisms and Traska totally blew me out of the pond with her more numerous (and better constructed) jokes.
I was just expressing my chagrin. 

Ah, I see.  Sorry!  Please continue with your regularly scheduled programming...

[Diane AKA Traska]

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One of them looks at the other one and says 'Do you smell fish?'

If we're going down that road...

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

A guy walks into a bar...ouch!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

[Mental Magpie]

"You can put his headstone there," Tom said gravely.

[Harriet]

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One of them looks at the other one and says 'Do you smell fish?'

If we're going down that road...

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

A guy walks into a bar...ouch!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

SNORFLE

[Diane AKA Traska]

"The escaped prisoner went down there!" he said condescendingly.

[Slartibartfast]

"The escaped prisoner went down there!" he said condescendingly.

LOL (no really, I did!)

[Mental Magpie]

"The escaped prisoner went down there!" he said condescendingly.

LOL (no really, I did!)

So did I!  The other con one (about the electric chair) may be my new favorite joke!

[White Dragon]

"The spy gave up the information", he said tellingly.

"The prisoner is a surprisingly good poet," he said conversely.

"That prisoner hit me," he said constructively.

[Diane AKA Traska]

"I've been working on writing a program to make the system more efficient for the nurses in Maternity" he said awkwardly.

[JadeAngel]

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One of them looks at the other one and says 'Do you smell fish?'

If we're going down that road...

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

A guy walks into a bar...ouch!

Two men walk into a bar... you would think the second one would have seen it coming.

A rabbi, a nun and Elvis walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says 'What is this, some kind of joke?'

[Virg]

A hamburger walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "You'll have to leave.  We don't serve food here."

Okay, it's not a stumper, but it does confuse the younger set.

Virg

[pendragon1980]

A man walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck.

Bartender says "Okay, I'll serve you but don't start anything."

[hyzenthlay]

A string walks into a bar, the barman look sup and says  "Sorry but you'll have to leave, we don't serve string here."

The string steps outside, roughs himself up a little and ties himself in a bow, and goes back in the bar.

The barman looks up suspicious. 'We don't serve string here, are you a string?'

"No" replies the string "I'm a frayed knot."

[Diane AKA Traska]

The bartender says "We don't serve faster than light particles in here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.