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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #45 on: June 02, 2012, 02:25:13 PM »
"She's pretty, but there are much hotter women" he said objectively.

Here we go again.
Locked in a battle of wits and me unarmed.

He is making women objects...does that help?

Oh, I totally got it.  ;D
I was happily trotting out a few witicisms and Traska totally blew me out of the pond with her more numerous (and better constructed) jokes.
I was just expressing my chagrin.  ;D

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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #46 on: June 02, 2012, 06:38:43 PM »
"She's pretty, but there are much hotter women" he said objectively.

Here we go again.
Locked in a battle of wits and me unarmed.

He is making women objects...does that help?

Oh, I totally got it.  ;D
I was happily trotting out a few witicisms and Traska totally blew me out of the pond with her more numerous (and better constructed) jokes.
I was just expressing my chagrin.  ;D

Ah, I see.  Sorry!  Please continue with your regularly scheduled programming...:D
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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #47 on: June 02, 2012, 11:31:08 PM »
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One of them looks at the other one and says 'Do you smell fish?'

If we're going down that road... >:D

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

A guy walks into a bar...ouch!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #48 on: June 03, 2012, 12:13:36 AM »
"You can put his headstone there," Tom said gravely.
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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #49 on: June 03, 2012, 12:56:11 AM »
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One of them looks at the other one and says 'Do you smell fish?'

If we're going down that road... >:D

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

A guy walks into a bar...ouch!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #50 on: June 03, 2012, 02:35:57 AM »
"The escaped prisoner went down there!" he said condescendingly.
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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #51 on: June 03, 2012, 03:47:50 AM »
"The escaped prisoner went down there!" he said condescendingly.

LOL (no really, I did!)

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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #52 on: June 03, 2012, 11:39:16 AM »
"The escaped prisoner went down there!" he said condescendingly.

LOL (no really, I did!)

So did I!  The other con one (about the electric chair) may be my new favorite joke!
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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #53 on: June 03, 2012, 01:00:49 PM »
"The spy gave up the information", he said tellingly.

"The prisoner is a surprisingly good poet," he said conversely.

"That prisoner hit me," he said constructively.


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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #54 on: June 03, 2012, 01:27:53 PM »
"I've been working on writing a program to make the system more efficient for the nurses in Maternity" he said awkwardly.
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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #55 on: June 03, 2012, 10:41:30 PM »
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One of them looks at the other one and says 'Do you smell fish?'

If we're going down that road... >:D

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

A guy walks into a bar...ouch!

Two men walk into a bar... you would think the second one would have seen it coming.

A rabbi, a nun and Elvis walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says 'What is this, some kind of joke?'

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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #56 on: June 04, 2012, 11:03:29 AM »
A hamburger walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "You'll have to leave.  We don't serve food here."

Okay, it's not a stumper, but it does confuse the younger set.

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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #57 on: June 04, 2012, 11:07:08 AM »
A man walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck.

Bartender says "Okay, I'll serve you but don't start anything."

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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #58 on: June 10, 2012, 10:29:14 PM »
A string walks into a bar, the barman look sup and says  "Sorry but you'll have to leave, we don't serve string here."

The string steps outside, roughs himself up a little and ties himself in a bow, and goes back in the bar.

The barman looks up suspicious. 'We don't serve string here, are you a string?'

"No" replies the string "I'm a frayed knot."

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Re: Stumper jokes
« Reply #59 on: June 10, 2012, 11:20:41 PM »
The bartender says "We don't serve faster than light particles in here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
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