Have you looked at anything by Tom Lerher?
He is most famous for 'Poisoning Pigeons in The Par' and 'The Elements Song' (sung to the tune of Modern Major General') but I've always been partial to, The Hunting Song and 'The Irish Ballad'.
About a maid I'll sing a song,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
About a maid I'll sing a song
Who didn't have her family long.
Not only did she do them wrong,
She did ev'ryone of them in, them in,
She did ev'ryone of them in.
(I was going to include the lyrics, as they cheerfully and grusomely list what happens, but I forgot this isn't the
Gross-Out thread.)
