I just thought of another weird thing Smokey does. He likes to sleep on our guest bed, which isn't that unusual, but he hates having sheets and pillows on it. So he'll mess stuff up a little more every time he jumps on it, to where eventually the sheets and cover are hanging off the side, or off the bottom, and the pillows are tossed somewhere else. The weird part is that we never see him actually doing any of this. We just come home, go upstairs, and notice that something else has been disarranged. It's pretty funny to watch the progression of cover gets pushed around, sheets get pushed off, one pillow goes, and then the other pillow goes. Then it's perfect according to the dog, but that's when I pull everything off, wash it all, and remake the bed, so he has to start all over again.