Saw this headline in a newspaper for medical records professionals, believe it or not. I don't remember the exact wording but do remember the typo:
RECORDS INCIDENT AT NAVEL HOSPITAL
They specialize in belly buttons!
I once heard a perfectly legitimate sentence in a dictation that cracked me up:
"The patient's umbilical hernia was repaired by naval surgeons in Korea."
Mr. Sirius said they must have been specialists. What can I say? It was late.