False! I had a python once, I "adopted" him from a friend whose mum wasn't thrilled at the prospect of a snake in the house

Yeah, I know, how about asking first... I called him Nagash (fond memories from my WH days!), and although I enjoyed watching Nature in action, some friends had to be warned if he was about to feed (that would belong in the gross out thread

). Sadly, in tun I had to give him to a friend who kept reptiles and had adequate housing for him once he started seriously growing. Although sometimes he was let out of his cage to be petted, I swear I never took him to a restaurant!

I have never eaten proper haggis (I guess the vegetarian option sort of defeats the purpose...).