I am familiar with catty whompus and whomperjawed (same words, different spellings) as off center also.
A phrase I have been saying a lot lately is about everyone having their hand in my pocket...which means everytime I turn around someone's got their hand out for money.
I work for a home builder and EVERYONE is in your pocket in that industry...architect, city hall for permits, inspectors, subcontractors, realtors, appraisers, mortgage company, insurance company, bank and surveyors (geez, I'm sure I missed someone in there).