Someone flashed my partner once. He turned to me and said "Look, honey! Like yours, but only smaller and not as nice!". To her, in an amazingly loud stage whisper, "MizA's are the stuff of *legend*.
Oh, how I laughed.
First of all, I love your husband, but not in an aggressive way that would make him ridicule my girls.
Second, this reminds me of a friend of mine living in a major city. She rode the metro train frequently and was occasionally subjected to upsetting, inappropriate behavior by male passengers. At one point, late at night, she was riding alone and waiting for her training to leave a station. The platform was pretty much empty except for this creepy guy in a long coat and sweat pants who was staring at my friend through the glass. He kept creeping closer and closer until the train was about to pull out. Then he exposed himself to her while he had this big awful grin on his face.
My friend, however, was used to this, so she frowned, as if she wasn't all that impressed, then held up her fingers as if she was measuring "this much." Only her fingers were very close together. So "this much," wasn't all that much. This made the man very angry and he screams obscenities and threats while the train pulled away.
I don't think I could have thought so quickly in the same situation.
