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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #840 on: September 26, 2014, 01:06:16 PM »
Dear Colossus,

Next time you're out of water, come tell me like you always do (standing right next to me and staring at me expectantly until I stand up and follow you to see what you want); please don't let me hear the toilet seat and lid clinking against the toilet only to walk in there to see that you have lifted both with your nose and now have your entire head in the toilet (it nearly fills the whole bowl!).  Now you need a bath because your mane soaked up toilet water.  Good job, buddy.

Love,
The Singer of "Kennel Time"
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