I know this is not E-Hell approved but this afternoon, Evil Thipu MUST make an appearance.
There is a slender volume by L. Rust Hills. the title is 'How To Do Things Right. The Revelations (Memoirs in some editions) of a Fussy Man'.
the gift would surely be considered PA but the ten page essay on the right way to eat an ice cream cone could reduce a stone to tears of laughter.
Evil Thipu goes back to her cave now with a good supply of coffee and an excellent slice of chocolate cake.