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laud_shy_girl

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1305 on: July 09, 2013, 06:25:54 AM »
I got a FB message today... I think he loves me.

Rose is Famous for Grace...
Advocate is Famous for his Case...
Horsesí are Famous for Race...
But you are Famous for Smile on your Face...! o
My heart beat is Famous for your beautiful profile photo, that why I used this moment and opportunity to say I really want you to be faithfully heart doctor of my time I can see it in your eyes that you from the sky, please donít be offended my Dear I want to chart with if donít mind
Have a Nice Day

should I respond?  ::)

ďFor too long, we've assumed that there is a single template for human nature, which is why we diagnose most deviations as disorders. But the reality is that there are many different kinds of minds. And that's a very good thing.Ē - Jonah Lehrer

Free Range Hippy Chick

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1306 on: July 09, 2013, 06:29:55 AM »
I got a FB message today... I think he loves me.

Rose is Famous for Grace...
Advocate is Famous for his Case...
Horsesí are Famous for Race...
But you are Famous for Smile on your Face...! o
My heart beat is Famous for your beautiful profile photo, that why I used this moment and opportunity to say I really want you to be faithfully heart doctor of my time I can see it in your eyes that you from the sky, please donít be offended my Dear I want to chart with if donít mind
Have a Nice Day

should I respond?  ::)

With an apostrophe there? Run. Run far and fast. Anybody who can misuse an apostrophe like that is Up To No Good.

Carotte

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1307 on: July 09, 2013, 10:04:15 AM »
So, what does he want to chart with you anyway? Why not graph ?

Ms_Cellany

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1308 on: July 09, 2013, 10:26:09 AM »
So, what does he want to chart with you anyway? Why not graph ?

I like a guy who's good for a graph.
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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1309 on: July 09, 2013, 10:28:55 AM »
...   I really want you to be faithfully heart doctor of my time ...

I didn't even realize you are a cardiologist!   ;D

staceym

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1310 on: July 09, 2013, 10:48:02 AM »
...   I really want you to be faithfully heart doctor of my time ...

I didn't even realize you are a cardiologist!   ;D

and he is famous  for his heart beat  ;D

mrs_deb

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1311 on: July 09, 2013, 01:33:39 PM »
...   I really want you to be faithfully heart doctor of my time ...

I didn't even realize you are a cardiologist!   ;D

and he is famous  for his heart beat  ;D

It's a love beat.

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1312 on: July 09, 2013, 02:16:21 PM »
Sigh, and I'm old enough to remember that song...

rose red

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1313 on: July 09, 2013, 07:52:56 PM »
I get phone calls showing "Private Caller" and hear silence or breathing and then they hang up.  What's that all about?

Where's the Quiet?

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1314 on: July 09, 2013, 08:01:16 PM »
Got a good one today in my email. It's about a job (I'm not looking right now) and pays very well! The job description:

The position of accounts receivable officer entails the following duties:
coordinate payments from our clients, receive payments which come in form of certified checks or united states postal money orders, process payments at your local bank, and forward 90% of funds received to a branch office as instructed. The remaining 10% is your wage. Since this position is need-based you will have plenty of free time while enjoying a good income.

To break it down, your job entails the following:
Receive payments on our behalf from our clients.
Process these payments at your bank.
Forward the balance money after deducting your service charge as you will be instructed.

Pay:
Every assignment in form of payment received from clients, you're entitled to 10% (your service charge) which excludes the charges of processing western union/money gram to any regional office accountant. Also you get a monthly salary of $1500 which comes at the end of every month, plus other incentives and benefits which includes tax holidays.

But I think my favorite part was this, under required information for interested applicants:

Have you ever responded to an email like this? NO:
If Yes, what is the outcome:


eltf177

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1315 on: July 10, 2013, 07:49:56 AM »
Question: How much is 10% of a bad check? :P

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1316 on: July 10, 2013, 08:06:00 AM »
6 months in federal prison and 5 years parole.
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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1317 on: July 10, 2013, 01:01:03 PM »
6 months in federal prison and 5 years parole.

But, if you only get 10%.. is that ~18 days prison and 6 months parole?   :D

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1318 on: July 10, 2013, 02:20:44 PM »
Is the branch office located in a post office box in Nigeria?
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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1319 on: July 10, 2013, 03:05:16 PM »
I get phone calls showing "Private Caller" and hear silence or breathing and then they hang up.  What's that all about?
He can't tell you because it's, you know, private;)
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