So today I received a call from a church in WV.
Or at least I received a call purporting to be from the pastor of a church in WV. Except it was a recording and started out like this:
"Hello, this is Pastor XXX from XXXX church. This call will take 1 minute and XXX seconds. This call is totally free and we don't expect you to give us any money. We want to ..."
This is where I hung up - I live on the opposite side of the country, and whenever they start out telling you that they don't want your money, they want your money. And honestly, if I was going to give money to a church I'd give money to one of the 100 or so that are within 50 miles of where I live.