My friend had a great way to deal with religious folks who'd show up at her door. She's not particularly religious, but somehow she still knows her Bible backwards and forewards and upside-down. So, when Religious Guy quoted something at her, she quoted right back:
RG: After all, the Bible said (blah blah blah).
Friend: Yes, but according to Chapter Blah, Verse Yadda, (blah blah blah).
RG: Huh? Wait a minute ... *flips through Bible while my friend waits patiently* Aha! But it also says (blah blah blah).
Friend: True. But if you go to Chapter Blah, Verse Yadda Yadda, you will find (blah blah blah).
RG: What?!? Wait ...
After 30 minutes of that, he got so frustrated, he left and never returned.
As for my story - I just got an e-mail from "PayPal" saying that my account has been "limited" because someone tried to sign on to it, and I should log on myself immediately to confirm that everything's okey-dokey. Just click on this handy link. Surrre, I'll get right on that.