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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1365 on: July 17, 2013, 05:36:58 AM »
Did anyone else find they couldnt resist hovering over the link to see where it was pointing? :D

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« Reply #1366 on: July 17, 2013, 06:23:31 AM »
Did anyone else find they couldnt resist hovering over the link to see where it was pointing? :D

Well NOW I did...
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« Reply #1367 on: July 17, 2013, 07:16:56 AM »
Did anyone else find they couldnt resist hovering over the link to see where it was pointing? :D

Haha!  Me :)

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« Reply #1368 on: July 17, 2013, 11:06:40 AM »
Did anyone else find they couldnt resist hovering over the link to see where it was pointing? :D

My note explaining the link was sort of buried in the post. Maybe I should have made it stand out more.

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1369 on: July 17, 2013, 11:32:27 AM »
Well, this one is short, sweet, and rather mysterious:

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I am Ms Judith, I have a God calling proposal for you email: XXXXXXXXX@gmail.com for my details.

Are you there, God? It's me, Twik....
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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1370 on: July 17, 2013, 11:36:41 AM »
Well, this one is short, sweet, and rather mysterious:

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Subject: hi
I am Ms Judith, I have a God calling proposal for you email: XXXXXXXXX@gmail.com for my details.

Are you there, God? It's me, Twik....

It doesn't say God, it says a God. So I wonder which one it is. Maybe Thor? Or Zeus? But I am betting it is Loki or Coyote.

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1371 on: July 17, 2013, 11:42:47 AM »
Maybe it's a god calling for a proposal?
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« Reply #1372 on: July 17, 2013, 11:51:56 AM »
Well, this one is short, sweet, and rather mysterious:

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Subject: hi
I am Ms Judith, I have a God calling proposal for you email: XXXXXXXXX@gmail.com for my details.

Are you there, God? It's me, Twik....

It doesn't say God, it says a God. So I wonder which one it is. Maybe Thor? Or Zeus? But I am betting it is Loki or Coyote.

No, no! It's a God-calling proposal. Ms. Judith wants to hire you to telephone all the deities out there. Either that, or she's invented a new and improved God-call and needs help marketing it. Not sure how well it will sell, however, as the one in current use is free. You know, "prayer."

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1373 on: July 17, 2013, 01:11:14 PM »
Well, this one is short, sweet, and rather mysterious:

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Subject: hi
I am Ms Judith, I have a God calling proposal for you email: XXXXXXXXX@gmail.com for my details.

Are you there, God? It's me, Twik....

It doesn't say God, it says a God. So I wonder which one it is. Maybe Thor? Or Zeus? But I am betting it is Loki or Coyote.

No, no! It's a God-calling proposal. Ms. Judith wants to hire you to telephone all the deities out there. Either that, or she's invented a new and improved God-call and needs help marketing it. Not sure how well it will sell, however, as the one in current use is free. You know, "prayer."

How would one even call a God, any God? What are their phone numbers? And what country code would they belong to, for that matter?

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1374 on: July 17, 2013, 06:02:33 PM »
How would one even call a God, any God? What are their phone numbers? And what country code would they belong to, for that matter?

With my luck, any call would go straight to Voicemail.....

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1375 on: July 17, 2013, 06:06:01 PM »
If it goes to VM, does a God call you back, or do They have a PA to do that stuff?

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1376 on: July 17, 2013, 11:41:47 PM »
Well, this one is short, sweet, and rather mysterious:

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Subject: hi
I am Ms Judith, I have a God calling proposal for you email: XXXXXXXXX@gmail.com for my details.

Are you there, God? It's me, Twik....

It doesn't say God, it says a God. So I wonder which one it is. Maybe Thor? Or Zeus? But I am betting it is Loki or Coyote.

No, no! It's a God-calling proposal. Ms. Judith wants to hire you to telephone all the deities out there. Either that, or she's invented a new and improved God-call and needs help marketing it. Not sure how well it will sell, however, as the one in current use is free. You know, "prayer."

How would one even call a God, any God? What are their phone numbers? And what country code would they belong to, for that matter?

"Yoo-Hoo, hey God!  Over here!"?

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1377 on: July 18, 2013, 04:54:35 AM »
Well, this one is short, sweet, and rather mysterious:

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Subject: hi
I am Ms Judith, I have a God calling proposal for you email: XXXXXXXXX@gmail.com for my details.

Are you there, God? It's me, Twik....

It doesn't say God, it says a God. So I wonder which one it is. Maybe Thor? Or Zeus? But I am betting it is Loki or Coyote.

No, no! It's a God-calling proposal. Ms. Judith wants to hire you to telephone all the deities out there. Either that, or she's invented a new and improved God-call and needs help marketing it. Not sure how well it will sell, however, as the one in current use is free. You know, "prayer."

How would one even call a God, any God? What are their phone numbers? And what country code would they belong to, for that matter?

"Yoo-Hoo, hey God!  Over here!"?

Bahahahahahahahaha. I've had a hard day and needed that belly laugh. Thanks, zyrs  ;D
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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1378 on: July 18, 2013, 07:49:33 AM »
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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #1379 on: July 18, 2013, 01:36:38 PM »
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Please give me Jesus on the line. . .

(Fantastic song and well worth looking up if you don't know it!)

Yes, but is he your own personal Jesus?

(Sorry, I couldn't resist...another good song.)