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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #60 on: October 20, 2012, 10:42:23 AM »
"Nope, all my butterflies passed obedience school.  Must have been a stray."

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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #61 on: October 23, 2012, 05:23:43 PM »
I really needed a laugh today.  Thanks!

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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #62 on: October 24, 2012, 02:21:01 PM »
Best thread ever!  I told DH and DS about it and their responses were:

"Really?  No....wait....butterflies.  Really?"

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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #63 on: October 24, 2012, 02:44:45 PM »
I googled Butterfly poop and you can too to see pictures.
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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #64 on: October 24, 2012, 03:18:41 PM »
Arlene and DH were curious, so did some research and found that butterfly poop consists small yellow dots of liquid.  So if you're in the Orlando area and see a small yellow blob on your window, it must be Arlene's fault. ::)

I have some on my car! I blame Arlene.

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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #65 on: October 24, 2012, 06:37:17 PM »
Butterfly poop--the very idea is giving me butterflies in my stomach!

Oh, no!

I wish I hadn't thought of that!

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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #66 on: October 24, 2012, 10:28:08 PM »
Do the make shapoopies for butterflies?

http://www.theshapoopie.com/

Uh, no, Baren wouldn't put up with that, much less a butterfly.

Much as I would love to be able to use that on my daughter's two Chihuahua girls, they would flee in abject panic at the sight of me sticking that under their bitty dog behinds....  Being able to pick it up once it's down and out, so to speak, is more functional to me, since both of them tend to move while pooping, so it's NEVER in one tidy pile!
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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #67 on: October 25, 2012, 08:48:31 AM »
Possibly the best thread ever.

I think you should go round, all serious, and insist the only solution is for her to install teeny tiny litter trays on her windowsill. You should insist on helping her fit them, of course...Insist that all your butterflies are of course house-trained, so any that continue to poop on her window are clearly stray or feral butterflies. It if therefore her duty to contact the Butterfly Warden and have them all rounded up.

I also love the idea of butterflies on tiny collars and leashes!  ;D

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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #68 on: October 25, 2012, 01:41:14 PM »
Possibly the best thread ever.

I think you should go round, all serious, and insist the only solution is for her to install teeny tiny litter trays on her windowsill. You should insist on helping her fit them, of course...Insist that all your butterflies are of course house-trained, so any that continue to poop on her window are clearly stray or feral butterflies. It if therefore her duty to contact the Butterfly Warden and have them all rounded up.

I also love the idea of butterflies on tiny collars and leashes!  ;D

Found another band name, right HERE!  Feral Butterflies....   ;D  Woot, woot, woot!
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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #69 on: October 25, 2012, 02:17:42 PM »
Possibly the best thread ever.

I think you should go round, all serious, and insist the only solution is for her to install teeny tiny litter trays on her windowsill. You should insist on helping her fit them, of course...Insist that all your butterflies are of course house-trained, so any that continue to poop on her window are clearly stray or feral butterflies. It if therefore her duty to contact the Butterfly Warden and have them all rounded up.

I also love the idea of butterflies on tiny collars and leashes!  ;D

And now the question would be... do feral butterflies bite? Would they attack her when she goes out in her backyard? Viciously maul her tulips or frighten her cats?? That's much more dangerous than butterflies that haven't been properly litter-trained!

(BTW I'm claiming When Butterflies Attack as my alternative band/movie/book name!)
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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #70 on: October 25, 2012, 04:51:19 PM »
I read this when it was first posted. But it still makes me laugh when I read the subject line and remember the story. thanks. ;D

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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #71 on: October 26, 2012, 04:14:06 PM »
This story is so hilarious, DH has been sharing it with friends who still ask for updates.  I'm surprised that Butterfly Poop has not shown up as a trending topic in Yahoo or Google.... or has it? :o

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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #72 on: October 31, 2012, 10:57:01 AM »
FYI; Feral Butterflies definitely bite. She should basically stay inside the house during daylight hours to be on the safe side...  >:D

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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #73 on: October 31, 2012, 01:02:38 PM »
I spoke to my sister this a.m., and she says she won't be seeing Arlene for at least a few months.  She is under instructions to ask Arlene for an detailed update. 
« Last Edit: November 14, 2012, 12:30:32 PM by BarensMom »

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Re: Clean up After Your Butterfly!
« Reply #74 on: November 14, 2012, 11:18:15 AM »
Ok, I know this thread is older but I was reading an article on MSN this morning about weird crimes with a price and was reminded of this thread.

In Pacific Grove, CA molesting butterflies carries a $500 fine.  So, the next time she threatens the butterflies, counter that you will call the cops and turn her in for butterfly molestation.  ;)
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