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Brain bleach..lots...now...PLEASE!!!
« on: January 05, 2007, 09:42:59 PM »
I have this one weird family in my crossing guard "customers".   They are Mother, Brother and Sister.  Mother is the same lady I heard calling someone a "Female Dog".  She had to mean me because she wasn't on a cell phone and was otherwise alone.  I haven't seen her in a while though.

Brother is around 7 years old.  He has been crossing two years and has not said one word to me, other than "thanks" when I gave pencils to all the students.

Sister is 19 or 20.  I don't think she has a job or anything.  I see her walking here and there during the day.  She walks Brother to school and back every day, despite what appear to be significant physical impairments, so I admire her for that.  It's FAR to school.  She never speaks to me either, even though I greet every person individually all day, every day.

Brother and Sister are sometimes accompanied by this old guy.  I'm 50 and he's old even by my standards.  I thought he was their grandpa.  Once I saw Mother with them too.

Anyways, this morning I see Sister and Old, Old Guy walking home from taking Brother to school.  They are laughing (first time Sister cracked a smile in my presence).  They are doing that shoulder bump thing that couples do and out of the corner of my eye (warning, reader discretion advised) I saw them smooching.

Now I realize Sister is an adult, but STILL... :P :P :P


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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2007, 10:39:56 PM »
EEWWWW

When you get done with that bottle of brain bleach, can I have some please?

When you get that far apart in age EEEWWWW and ICK
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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2007, 10:48:27 PM »
At least Anna Nicole Smith was 24 when she married that ancient guy...and he had dough.

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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2007, 11:46:49 PM »
If you see him eating a banana and dropping the peel, while they're laughing and smooching...or he develops a cough...call 911!!!  You may save a bank account!

Blech!  I'm adding a wire brush to my brain bleach!  lol


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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2007, 12:03:08 AM »
Well, this guy lives in the projects and rides a bike to get around.

That pretty much rules out any gold digging.

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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2007, 12:23:16 AM »
Well, this guy lives in the projects and rides a bike to get around.

That pretty much rules out any gold digging.

Probaby so...unless the gold is in his teeth!  Ewww...EWWWWW!

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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2007, 01:26:48 AM »
I need a red hot poker for that - forget the brain bleach!

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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2007, 01:59:52 AM »
I'm sure he doesn't even have teeth.

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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2007, 02:36:31 AM »
Must.....not.....make.....gum.....jokes.....
Hey, God bless the old codger. He ain't dead yet!
Just as long as I don't have to look at it.
What must her parents be thinking!!???
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2007, 02:39:11 AM »
Her mother is a moron. She still wears a backwards ball cap.

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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2007, 05:17:09 PM »
Shoot me now! 

I was out this morning and saw Sister and The Ancient One.  She was riding sidesaddle on the bar of his bicycle and looking happy as a clam.

I actually said aloud "eeewwwww"

Then I thought, "you're poisoning yourself."

I thought I was bad at 15 with a 22 year old boyfriend.

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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2007, 07:03:48 PM »
She's not a trollop.  She's a poor thing.  Bad skin, bad teeth and I think she has a mental capacity that is that of a much younger person.  She doesn't dress provocatively, or wear make up.

I didn't pity her until she showed up with Methuselah.


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« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2007, 12:39:34 PM »
I'm sorry, IndianLaw.  I removed the post.  It was inappropriate...and so was the sad attempt at humor on my part.

The only thing amusing was riding sidesaddle on his handlebars.  That must have been a picture.  The rest was completely uncalled for.

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« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2007, 05:54:39 PM »
I wasn't offended.  I'm not involved other than as an observer.



 I just wanted to make sure I was describing the incident correctly.

I'm really horrified beyond belief about this.

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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2007, 09:47:11 PM »
Oh dear. If she's young for her age it's really not on. Poor thing was probably grateful that anyone was nice to her.