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Brain bleach..lots...now...PLEASE!!!

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IndianInlaw:
I have this one weird family in my crossing guard "customers".   They are Mother, Brother and Sister.  Mother is the same lady I heard calling someone a "Female Dog".  She had to mean me because she wasn't on a cell phone and was otherwise alone.  I haven't seen her in a while though.

Brother is around 7 years old.  He has been crossing two years and has not said one word to me, other than "thanks" when I gave pencils to all the students.

Sister is 19 or 20.  I don't think she has a job or anything.  I see her walking here and there during the day.  She walks Brother to school and back every day, despite what appear to be significant physical impairments, so I admire her for that.  It's FAR to school.  She never speaks to me either, even though I greet every person individually all day, every day.

Brother and Sister are sometimes accompanied by this old guy.  I'm 50 and he's old even by my standards.  I thought he was their grandpa.  Once I saw Mother with them too.

Anyways, this morning I see Sister and Old, Old Guy walking home from taking Brother to school.  They are laughing (first time Sister cracked a smile in my presence).  They are doing that shoulder bump thing that couples do and out of the corner of my eye (warning, reader discretion advised) I saw them smooching.

Now I realize Sister is an adult, but STILL... :P :P :P

Suze:
EEWWWW

When you get done with that bottle of brain bleach, can I have some please?

When you get that far apart in age EEEWWWW and ICK

IndianInlaw:
At least Anna Nicole Smith was 24 when she married that ancient guy...and he had dough.

MineralDiva:
If you see him eating a banana and dropping the peel, while they're laughing and smooching...or he develops a cough...call 911!!!  You may save a bank account!

Blech!  I'm adding a wire brush to my brain bleach!  lol

IndianInlaw:
Well, this guy lives in the projects and rides a bike to get around.

That pretty much rules out any gold digging.

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