...my DH asks me a question which I don't quite catch because my face is hidden behind the computer. I reply "What? I missed that?" and and he follows it up with "On EHell, I take it?" Happens All. The. Time.
...you refer to annoying people as "special snowflakes" in real life and feel guilty when someone says "Oh that's clever! I'll have to remember that." I didn't invent the phrase but I don't want anyone following me back here so I can't exactly explain where I heard it. I usually say something like "I know, cute, right? I heard it somewhere..."
...references to the board game scrabble make you crack up.
...my dreams of weird things happening now include endings where I go on EHell and post about them!
...someone ticks you off but instead of letting it ruin your day you think to yourself "That's fine. Go ahead and be a jerk. You are SO
going in the SS/brain hurt/boycott folder!!"