Okay, the pool comment made me curious. There has to be at least a few really good back stories. Please tell us one. (I'm making tea and cookies in anticipation.)
I think the central issue with the pool are Molly's assets. She's very proud of her chest and I think she wants to make sure everyone else gets a good look, too. Once, she drunkenly suggested that the guys present throw water on her to "help practice" for an upcoming wet t-shirt contest she was planning on competing in (I wish I were kidding). The guys declined, five minutes later she fell into the pool. Coincidence? I think not.
This was after the Weekend of the Unintentional Sleepover. This was during a time when DH and I were renting a large house from a friend (it was a mutual favor, long story), and having no kids, we had more room than we needed. Ben and Josh came to live with us, which naturally meant Molly was at a lot of our get-togethers. At the time, we had a very small easy-set pool which I basically used for floating around and reading in the sunshine (we now have a normal pool at our home).
Well, about six people (not just Molly) decided to get in the pool, fully clothed. Dry clothes were passed out when the bathing was over. Molly used Josh's room to change (at this time, Josh was in a long-distance rel
ationship with his now-wife). Well, Molly didn't come OUT of the room. When Josh investigated, he found her snoring in his bed, wearing our dry clothes, passed out. Before she fell asleep, she apparently grabbed Josh's cell phone and she TEXTED JOSH'S GIRLFRIEND a picture of herself in bed, flashing a peace sign. Sue was not amused.
Edited for clarification.
