Giving PA people what they "want" (Stories!) UPDATE P27

[Garden Goblin]

I broke my mother's friend.

My niece is starting to get old enough where it is necessary to explain to her the maintenance aspects of the birds and the bees.  She and I were having a conversation about bras, and he was close enough to overhear and started eavesdropping.  He got uncomfortable, and starting making PA remarks about inappropriate conversations and if he wanted to hear this kind of talk he'd go to the gentleman's club where at least he could see some nice the girls.

So I pulled up my phone brought up a picture and said here are some the girls, now hush.  He turned bright red and started stammering.  My mother freaked out.  Then I suggested that one or the other of them actually look at the picture.



He realized he was being silly and shut up after that.

[PastryGoddess]

I broke my mother's friend.

My niece is starting to get old enough where it is necessary to explain to her the maintenance aspects of the birds and the bees.  She and I were having a conversation about bras, and he was close enough to overhear and started eavesdropping.  He got uncomfortable, and starting making PA remarks about inappropriate conversations and if he wanted to hear this kind of talk he'd go to the gentleman's club where at least he could see some nice the girls.

So I pulled up my phone brought up a picture and said here are some the girls, now hush.  He turned bright red and started stammering.  My mother freaked out.  Then I suggested that one or the other of them actually look at the picture.



He realized he was being silly and shut up after that.

I totally just added this picture to my phone

[Shalamar]

Ha ha ha!   That reminds me of a story Tina Fey told in her book "Bossypants".   Amy Poehler told an off-color anecdote, and one of the male cast members of SNL said "Oh, don't talk like that!   It's so unladylike, and I don't like to hear it!"  (For the record, he was eavesdropping, so he didn't HAVE to hear it.).  Amy glared at him and said "I'll talk however I want.  I don't give a f*** what you like."

[Diane AKA Traska]

Ha ha ha!   That reminds me of a story Tina Fey told in her book "Bossypants".   Amy Poehler told an off-color anecdote, and one of the male cast members of SNL said "Oh, don't talk like that!   It's so unladylike, and I don't like to hear it!"  (For the record, he was eavesdropping, so he didn't HAVE to hear it.).  Amy glared at him and said "I'll talk however I want.  I don't give a f*** what you like."

::Applause::

[violinp]

Ha ha ha!   That reminds me of a story Tina Fey told in her book "Bossypants".   Amy Poehler told an off-color anecdote, and one of the male cast members of SNL said "Oh, don't talk like that!   It's so unladylike, and I don't like to hear it!"  (For the record, he was eavesdropping, so he didn't HAVE to hear it.).  Amy glared at him and said "I'll talk however I want.  I don't give a f*** what you like."

::Applause::