Who on earth goes through someone else's cupboards and eats their chocolate without permission? I'd blow a gasket.
Have I got a story!
Two nights before Nephew's (Jim) wedding, his father "Don" and cousin "Ben" had taken him out for a "bachelor night." When they returned to Jim's house, he went to bed and let Don and Ben crash on the couch/futon. When Jim got up the next morning, Don and Ben were already up and gone. He then proceeded to pack up and drive to the wedding location.
In the meantime, Jim's wife "Lisa" had gone out with myself, my sister and a few friends to local college town for pizza and beer. Lisa then went to her mother's house to pick up some of the wedding stuff, then back to Jim's to shower, change and grab the rest of the stuff, including the Jelly Bellys that were to be placed into small bags as wedding favors. She couldn't find them, and as she looked for the missing bags, discovered that several other bags of candies and chocolates were missing as well.
After the wedding, it came out that Don and Ben had decided that Jim and Lisa were too fat to have all that candy around their house and had stolen all of it and either ate it themselves or tossed it in a public dumpster. Lisa confronted both of them and, not only did neither one apologize, they reiterated that Jim and Lisa were fat.