I would like to hear James Earl Jones narrating the saga of Turkey Lady. He could turn it into a parable of some kind. We should probably wait for the real resolution first though, just to be fair...
I think that depends on what voice we're asking him to use. If it's Vader, are we going to get a parable or more how the Empire would help solve it? I think a parable would be more of a Mufasa voice.
Then again, if it's his CNN voice, then we're just going to get some facts.
I have the CD set of him reading the New Testament. Very Mufasa. I can totally see him reading TL's story in it...." And it came to pass that as Sister went to the delicatessen to inquire of her dinner, behold she was informed that another had come before."
I have a feeling that when we finally get an update to this story, it's going to be a big letdown. Nothing could be as great as all the build-up.
But, I like this situation, because even though something "bad" happened, it wasn't really
bad. No one's going hungry because of it, or crying their eyes out feeling worthless, or something like that.