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Gigi

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The Bon Voyage Party
« on: January 06, 2007, 03:22:16 AM »
Crazy Woman:  "I can't stay late, I have to go home and change for a going-away party Crazy Friend is having for child who needs disciplining."
Me:  "Whare's child who needs disciplining going on his trip?"
CW:  "Oh it's not a trip, he's going to rehab tomorrow."
Me:   "She's having a party before he goes to rehab?" :o
CW:  "Well, she doesn't want him to feel like he's being punished by being sent away."

True story.  No wonder child who needs disciplining is such a mess.  At last count he'd been to rehab 3 times.

sammycat

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Re: The Bon Voyage Party
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2007, 03:26:38 AM »
Maybe he likes having bon voyage parties?  ;)

blue_bunny_paz

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Re: The Bon Voyage Party
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2007, 02:31:15 PM »
I can't think of anything more hideous than everyone standing around going "so, rehab. What you in for this time?"

Gileswench

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Re: The Bon Voyage Party
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2007, 05:19:51 PM »
(dissolves into helpless giggles)

Clara Bow

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Re: The Bon Voyage Party
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2007, 09:50:51 PM »
Are they going to break a bottle of champagne over his head?
This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard in my life.
I have finally found the bar I can't get thrown out of....

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Re: The Bon Voyage Party
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2007, 12:13:26 PM »
I have never heard of this before. 

I am appalled at the idea, but it is funny to think about someone actually doing something this crazy.

What would you get someone going into rehab? especially for the third time?

Pixie

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Re: The Bon Voyage Party
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2007, 07:51:41 PM »
I have never heard of this before. 

I am appalled at the idea, but it is funny to think about someone actually doing something this crazy.

What would you get someone going into rehab? especially for the third time?



Jaw breakers?