"Do you have something to tell me?" - pregnancy questions from nosey people

[TootsNYC]

maybe she deduced because your husband is a bit elated lately?

I know I've successfully deduced things like engagements and pregnancies because people suddenly seemed a bit more incandescent than usual.

[caterlaw]

Fair point!  He has been pretty giddy lately. 

I'm glad I have a few responses for her.  FS is nice but very gossipy.  Nothing good will come of her finding out before we're ready.  Ugh. Speculate silently, please. 

[blarg314]

"Do you have anything you want to tell me?"

"Well, I didn't want to say anything, but since you asked.... Have you considered trying a new brand of deodorant? Because the one you're using really isn't up to the job."

[sweetonsno]

I love the FB joke that has been circulating of late. To paraphrase: "Yes! (Hubby and I) are expecting! Yes, we're expecting Santa."

[GeauxTigers]

"Do you have anything you want to tell me?"

(whispering in ear) "Yes, I was waiting until I could talk to you more privately, but you have a huge run in the back of your pantyhose."

[One Fish, Two Fish]

"Do you have anything you want to tell me?"

(whispering in ear) "Yes, I was waiting until I could talk to you more privately, but you have a huge run in the back of your pantyhose."

Ha!