My son and DIL were here on Christmas. DS, DD and DIL wanted to play a board game and picked Scrabble out of the closet. The ensueing conversation went like this:
DD: Mom, are you and Dad going to play?
DIL: Yes, would you like to play? It's more fun with more people.
DS: No! I don't want Mom to play! She's so good at it that no one else has a chance of winning! Dad can play 'cause he stinks at Scrabble!
DH: We have to let your mom play since she's the Scrabble Queen and would be upset if we left her out.
Cheyne: You all go ahead, I'm still working on Christmas dinner.
Normal conversation about a board game? NOT! I was laughing myself to death thinking about ehell.