There's someone I encounter on an almost daily basis on another "fun" forum I frequent. They are not using some obscure dialect, have said they are a native speaker, and aren't using technical jargon. What she is
doing is writing posts like "I have to say, that is, I wish to type, that my opinion is as follows: The sky, or should I say, the thing we see when we gaze upwards, is a pleasing shade of the color known as 'blue'.
" It's just the internet, so I ignore it, but still
I've given it a lot of thought, and I'm pretty sure their problem is one of the following:
A. She works for the Department of Redundancy Department and can't stop bringing her work home.
B. She's secretly an anguished, poetic, tween who just discovered the Thesaurus.
C. She's a robot with faulty programming.