S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H. Sandwich. It always has been sandwich, ever since the Earl Of got peckish while at the gaming table but was on too great a winning streak to get up, and got all "Minion, slap a piece of that ham between two pieces of bread and bring it to me, and Lud! I've invented something new in the gourmet dining line!" instead.
Sandwich. Sand-wich. Sandwich.
Not 'sammich'. Never has it been 'sammich'. Never should it be 'sammich'. That's an awful word. It's childish. It's on a par with those coy nitwits who don't relieve themselves, but who 'go potty' instead. It. Is. STUPID.
You'll have gathered that I don't like that one!

Oh and 'furbaby' is so cutesy and sickening that it almost brings me out in hives. I don't have a furbaby. I have a dog.