The Mob Doctor. Grace CONSTANTLY skips out on her shifts. She's literally gone for huge chunks of time. She'll take off for three hours in the middle of the day without telling anyone. She gets meds out of the hospital, and I'm pretty darn sure that someone somewhere has a log book or two that isn't adding up correctly at the end of the day. I realize that you can't arrest someone for giving insulin shots to a mob boss, but she would at least lose her license for taking the drugs, sneaking off, sneaking in patients on the dl, and using a dead man's I.D. to hide the fact that she's wheeling around a member of the mob through the hospital.
Edit: And while I will say that 50 Shades is worse than Twilight, I don't think that a lot of the stuff in the book, done between two consenting/aware/non-naive adults, is particularly creepy, if that's you're cup of tea. What is creepy is reading about a guy stalking/ordering around some random, naive girl he met all of five seconds ago. Too much, too soon.