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Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« on: January 17, 2013, 04:36:08 PM »
I have a coworker who is due to have her first child soon.  I don't think there'll be any kind of formal baby shower (not really done here), but I was thinking it would be nice to get her something from our group and as part of a gift, I thought cute onesies with a message or image would be good.

The hook is that our group studies the effects of sleep deprivation, which as you know is a common problem with parents of newborns.  So, I'm looking for suggestions of funny sayings or quips about fatigue, sleep, no sleep, that sort of thing.  The geekier the better - we're researchers and engineers here.  And for what it's worth, coworker loved the "Go the F to sleep" book, so edgier humor is okay too (within the bounds of the filters!).

Any ideas?  Thanks!

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2013, 04:40:02 PM »
"I'm On Night Shift"

"No Pay Differential for Night Shift - just warm baby to hold"

"I'm Howling Because I Miss You"

"Daddy's Turn"

"You're Walking the Floor Over Me" (title twist from an old song)

"In 20 Years, This Will Be A Fond Memory"

"Memories Are Made Of This"

"Short Term Memory?  Wazzat?"
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2013, 04:42:31 PM »
"The Boss is in, sleep is out"  8)
"You're never sleeping in again"

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2013, 04:47:49 PM »
Whoa   :)  I was just going to post a couple of the ideas I had to get the ball rolling but you guys are quick!

"Risk factors for fatigue:
5) Time of Day
4) Time since last sleep
3) Duration of last sleep
2) Workload
1) BABY"

Or putting one of the 7 point self-report sleepiness ratings scales with a line at the bottom:
"You're awake now, might as well collect some data!"

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2013, 04:52:28 PM »
"Shhh , don't pull aggro!" Is pretty geeky.

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2013, 04:53:47 PM »
"That wasn't me - it was the dog."
"Grandma's newest investment"

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2013, 04:54:49 PM »
Edgy?

I saw one the other day - "my mom's a total MILF"

My favorite, which wouldn't work here, are the identical twin ones - like 'Baby' and 'Ditto' or 'Pete' and 'Repeat'

There's the classic - "Got milk?"

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2013, 05:06:35 PM »
I've seen this one, but can't remeber if it's - I'll sleep when I'm good and ready!
                                                     or - You'll sleep when I'm good and ready!
 

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2013, 05:18:49 PM »
n00b level 1or human level 1(feel free to add more stats, they have a lousy low number of hit points and skill points but they have extra points in noise and do OK in charisma :_)

acute sleep deprivation (w/ picture of acute angle)

make it say something in binary...I'll let someone geekier than me put something appropriate in

all your naps are belong to us

/sleep

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2013, 05:30:01 PM »
Party, my cot, 3 am
I just did/pulled an all nighter
Sleep is for the weak

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2013, 06:02:55 PM »
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I've never knitted anything I could recognize when it was finished.  Actually, I've never finished anything, much to my family's relief.

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 06:24:21 PM »
n00b level 1or human level 1(feel free to add more stats, they have a lousy low number of hit points and skill points but they have extra points in noise and do OK in charisma :_)

acute sleep deprivation (w/ picture of acute angle)

make it say something in binary...I'll let someone geekier than me put something appropriate in

all your naps are belong to us

/sleep

Love these! Think Geek has some good ones. I sent my nephew the "I void warranties" tee for Christmas when he was 18 months. A few months prior he'd thrown a sippy cup at my Bro & SIL's brand new tv and cracked it.

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2013, 06:46:11 PM »
"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you."
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2013, 07:16:02 PM »
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2013, 07:52:30 PM »
"Finally out of beta!"
What part of v_e = \sqrt{\frac{2GM}{r}} don't you understand? It's only rocket science!

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