I have a coworker who is due to have her first child soon. I don't think there'll be any kind of formal baby shower (not really done here), but I was thinking it would be nice to get her something from our group and as part of a gift, I thought cute onesies with a message or image would be good.
The hook is that our group studies the effects of sleep deprivation, which as you know is a common problem with parents of newborns. So, I'm looking for suggestions of funny sayings or quips about fatigue, sleep, no sleep, that sort of thing. The geekier the better - we're researchers and engineers here. And for what it's worth, coworker loved the "Go the F to sleep" book, so edgier humor is okay too (within the bounds of the filters!).
Any ideas? Thanks!