Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!

[lilfox]

I have a coworker who is due to have her first child soon.  I don't think there'll be any kind of formal baby shower (not really done here), but I was thinking it would be nice to get her something from our group and as part of a gift, I thought cute onesies with a message or image would be good.

The hook is that our group studies the effects of sleep deprivation, which as you know is a common problem with parents of newborns.  So, I'm looking for suggestions of funny sayings or quips about fatigue, sleep, no sleep, that sort of thing.  The geekier the better - we're researchers and engineers here.  And for what it's worth, coworker loved the "Go the F to sleep" book, so edgier humor is okay too (within the bounds of the filters!).

Any ideas?  Thanks!

[VorFemme]

"I'm On Night Shift"

"No Pay Differential for Night Shift - just warm baby to hold"

"I'm Howling Because I Miss You"

"Daddy's Turn"

"You're Walking the Floor Over Me" (title twist from an old song)

"In 20 Years, This Will Be A Fond Memory"

"Memories Are Made Of This"

"Short Term Memory?  Wazzat?"

[ladyknight1]

"The Boss is in, sleep is out" 
"You're never sleeping in again"

[lilfox]

Whoa     I was just going to post a couple of the ideas I had to get the ball rolling but you guys are quick!

"Risk factors for fatigue:
5) Time of Day
4) Time since last sleep
3) Duration of last sleep
2) Workload
1) BABY"

Or putting one of the 7 point self-report sleepiness ratings scales with a line at the bottom:
"You're awake now, might as well collect some data!"

[Jones]

"Shhh , don't pull aggro!" Is pretty geeky.

[Sharnita]

"That wasn't me - it was the dog."
"Grandma's newest investment"

[QueenofAllThings]

Edgy?

I saw one the other day - "my mom's a total MILF"

My favorite, which wouldn't work here, are the identical twin ones - like 'Baby' and 'Ditto' or 'Pete' and 'Repeat'

There's the classic - "Got milk?"

[BusyBee]

I've seen this one, but can't remeber if it's - I'll sleep when I'm good and ready!
                                                     or - You'll sleep when I'm good and ready!
 

[dawbs]

n00b level 1or human level 1(feel free to add more stats, they have a lousy low number of hit points and skill points but they have extra points in noise and do OK in charisma :_)

acute sleep deprivation (w/ picture of acute angle)

make it say something in binary...I'll let someone geekier than me put something appropriate in

all your naps are belong to us

/sleep

[Bluenomi]

Party, my cot, 3 am
I just did/pulled an all nighter
Sleep is for the weak

[Bijou]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[JenJay]

n00b level 1or human level 1(feel free to add more stats, they have a lousy low number of hit points and skill points but they have extra points in noise and do OK in charisma :_)

acute sleep deprivation (w/ picture of acute angle)

make it say something in binary...I'll let someone geekier than me put something appropriate in

all your naps are belong to us

/sleep

Love these! Think Geek has some good ones. I sent my nephew the "I void warranties" tee for Christmas when he was 18 months. A few months prior he'd thrown a sippy cup at my Bro & SIL's brand new tv and cracked it.

[Ms_Cellany]

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you."

[ladyknight1]

2.0

[jedikaiti]

"Finally out of beta!"