Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!

[Slartibartfast]

Zazzle lets you design your own onesie for a pretty reasonable price, so come up with something good 

[pearls n purls]

I don't have any ideas specific to sleep deprivation, but here are some other ideas

I saw a bib that says, "These idiots put my cape on backwards"


Onesie ideas:  All your milk are belong to us, n00b, there's a nap for that.

[VorFemme]

"Rocking Chair, Now"

"Time To Change The Diaper"

"I'm not wet,
I'm not hungry,
& I'm not sleepy."

[jedikaiti]

01001001 01101110 01110000 01110101 01110100 0101111 01001111 01110101 01110100 01110000 01110101 01110100 0100000 01010000 01110010 01101111 01100011 01100101 01110011 01110011 01101111 01110010

That's "Input/Ouput Processor" in binary

[random numbers]

I saw one once that was black with white writing; the words were large at the top and got smaller with every line:

Can't sleep, the clowns will get me
Can't sleep, the clowns will get me
Can't sleep, the clowns will get me
Can't sleep, the clowns will get me
Can't sleep, the clowns will get me

[Black Delphinium]

"I wear a bib now, bibs are cool."

[MERUNCC13]

I like all of the above suggestions - let me see if I can add some:

Will smile for milk
WARNING:  Sleep will be a distant memory
I'll laugh at anything daddy does
Hug please!

[Piratelvr1121]

"Oh good, you're up, now we can discuss this 42 thing!"
or
"Boy I hope you have your towel!"

For the Bronies:
Now that I'm here, your life just got 20% Cooler!

The ponies in this town are CRAZY!!!

The fun has been doubled!!

[sevenday]

Sleep deprivation... hmm.  "Customized Theory Tester"  ... "Sleep Deprivation: Test Aid"

[buvezdevin]

Variable Factor

[MommyPenguin]

I saw one I liked once that said:

Party
My crib
3am
BYOB (Bring your own bottle)

[redsfan]

If they like Harry Potter, "Muggle Born" is cute. 

[PurpleFrog]

Can't sleep clowns will eat me

Mummy drinks becuse I cry

Just when you thought it was safe to close your eyes.....

Waking 9-5

[CrochetFanatic]

"Your glasses are my plaything."

After babysitting my little cousin, my old pair has the scratches to prove it.  Before that, I'd never thought it possible that a six-month-old can wear an evil smirk!  No, I'm serious.  It was unsettling and hilarious at the same time.

Me: *gapes*  ...That's not funny.
Baby: 

[MindsEye]

"Input" on the front with an arrow pointed up towards baby's face.
"Output" on the back with an arrow pointed down towards baby's bum.