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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2013, 08:08:33 PM »
Zazzle lets you design your own onesie for a pretty reasonable price, so come up with something good  ;D

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2013, 08:11:30 PM »
I don't have any ideas specific to sleep deprivation, but here are some other ideas

I saw a bib that says, "These idiots put my cape on backwards"


Onesie ideas:  All your milk are belong to us, n00b, there's a nap for that.


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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2013, 08:43:20 PM »
"Rocking Chair, Now"

"Time To Change The Diaper"

"I'm not wet,
I'm not hungry,
& I'm not sleepy."
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2013, 10:21:25 PM »
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That's "Input/Ouput Processor" in binary
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2013, 10:36:51 PM »
I saw one once that was black with white writing; the words were large at the top and got smaller with every line:

Can't sleep, the clowns will get me
Can't sleep, the clowns will get me
Can't sleep, the clowns will get me
Can't sleep, the clowns will get me
Can't sleep, the clowns will get me

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2013, 10:44:59 PM »
"I wear a bib now, bibs are cool."
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2013, 10:45:29 PM »
I like all of the above suggestions - let me see if I can add some:

Will smile for milk
WARNING:  Sleep will be a distant memory
I'll laugh at anything daddy does
Hug please!
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2013, 10:52:25 PM »
"Oh good, you're up, now we can discuss this 42 thing!"
or
"Boy I hope you have your towel!"

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2013, 11:32:46 PM »
Sleep deprivation... hmm.  "Customized Theory Tester"  ... "Sleep Deprivation: Test Aid"

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2013, 12:01:43 AM »
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2013, 12:30:30 AM »
I saw one I liked once that said:

Party
My crib
3am
BYOB (Bring your own bottle)

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2013, 12:39:02 AM »
If they like Harry Potter, "Muggle Born" is cute. 


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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2013, 03:33:19 AM »
Can't sleep clowns will eat me

Mummy drinks becuse I cry

Just when you thought it was safe to close your eyes.....

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2013, 08:30:58 AM »
"Your glasses are my plaything."

After babysitting my little cousin, my old pair has the scratches to prove it.  Before that, I'd never thought it possible that a six-month-old can wear an evil smirk!  No, I'm serious.  It was unsettling and hilarious at the same time.

Me: *gapes*  :o ...That's not funny.
Baby:  >:D

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2013, 08:40:10 AM »
"Input" on the front with an arrow pointed up towards baby's face.
"Output" on the back with an arrow pointed down towards baby's bum.