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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2013, 09:49:11 AM »
1. Eat
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2013, 09:51:33 AM »
There was one in a local shop.  It had a picture of a pacifier and 'Pacifist'.

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2013, 10:13:24 AM »
I saw one that said "my parents are exhausted."
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2013, 10:33:48 AM »
For military families, I have seen camo toddler tees that say "General Mayhem" and "Major Trouble" - I am sure they are available in onesies, too. :-)
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2013, 10:38:35 AM »
"I wear a bib now, bibs are cool."

I am not even close to having a baby at this moment.

I WANT THAT BIB.  ;D
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2013, 10:54:42 AM »
For military families, I have seen camo toddler tees that say "General Mayhem" and "Major Trouble" - I am sure they are available in onesies, too. :-)

We were no longer military - but I turned our old kakhi t-shirts into sleep shirts for a little girl by painting "Night Patrol" and similar slogans on them.  She was way too old for onesies by then....
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2013, 11:36:28 AM »
We were no longer military - but I turned our old kakhi t-shirts into sleep shirts for a little girl by painting "Night Patrol" and similar slogans on them.  She was way too old for onesies by then....

Love it!  Too funny... especially if you have a little one who is prone to getting out of bed and wandering.

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2013, 12:38:15 PM »
We were no longer military - but I turned our old khaki t-shirts into sleep shirts for a little girl by painting "Night Patrol" and similar slogans on them.  She was way too old for onesies by then....

Love it!  Too funny... especially if you have a little one who is prone to getting out of bed and wandering.

I just remembered - one of the others was something about "Night Maneuvers".
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2013, 12:52:14 PM »
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2013, 03:20:23 PM »
Spit Happens   :P

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2013, 03:54:18 PM »
a line drawn across the middle of the bib and labeled "splash zone"

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2013, 03:59:36 PM »
I live in SWVA, and one of my clients only sells merchandise that is made in Virginia. For one of the baby showers one of the girls had, the Marketing Director got a onesie that said:

Made in SWVA

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2013, 04:12:44 PM »
100% Organic, Made With All-Natural Ingredients?  >:D

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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2013, 12:05:38 AM »
I saw the greatest onesie once . It was a parody of the old 80's Life Call commercial -

HELP ! I'm crawlin' and I can't get up !
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Re: Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!
« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2013, 04:35:45 AM »
Methods for waking baby:
Pick up from cot: failed
Change nappy: failed
Lay down in bed, try to sleep: success!