Suggestions for baby onesie slogans!

[Piratelvr1121]

"One WAH to rule them all"
"One does not simply put a baby to sleep."

[QueenofAllThings]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

[lilfox]

You guys are great, thanks for all the excellent suggestions and ideas!

"I wear a bib now, bibs are cool."

And dawbs' "/sleep"

Those are my current favorites     I'll try to remember to post pics of the finished products.

[lilfox]

I didn't get a pic but the winning geek- baby onesie slogan was:

"Correlation does not imply causation.
Or maybe it does.  I don't know,
I'm just a baby"

[Frog24]

I saw an adorable one that read: "Mommy's new alarm clock".  So true.... *yawn*  so true...

[Cutenoob]

I can has clean diaper?
I can has food?
I pwn you
Yo, Staff, Fix This!
I have conquered the universe. Get used to it.
Cuteness I am
Adorable I am (Yoda somewhere on it)
Barfologist
Projectile Vomit Record Holder
Stink Meister
Poopenhumen
I *DO* give a *cuss name for poop*, Clean it!

[JonGirl]

I've seen one that says "iPood"


 

[scotcat60]

Siren suit

Babies can make as much noise as a siren, and Winston Churchill wore a onesie, which was known as a siren suit, the idea bieng you sliipped into it quickly and went into the air raid shelter.

[VorFemme]

I can has clean diaper?
I can has food?
I pwn you
Yo, Staff, Fix This!
I have conquered the universe. Get used to it.
Cuteness I am
Adorable I am (Yoda somewhere on it)
Barfologist
Projectile Vomit Record Holder
Stink Meister
Poopenhumen
I *DO* give a *cuss name for poop*, Clean it!

And don't forget the ever popular"Got Milk?"

[Piratelvr1121]

"How do I put this? You will never sleep in again."

Saw that and it made me laugh just cause I'm a morning person and often wake up before the baby does. There are rare times he insists on getting up at 5, but they don't occur often.

[Arrynne]

My girlfriends bought an extra pack of diapers for me and we spent 45 minutes or so writing goofy things on the diaper.  They were meant to make my husband and me laugh when we had to get up for that 3AM change. 

Some of my favorites were "Get it while it's hot!", one with a poo and flies drawn on the back, "Danger!", a skull and crossbones, etc.

The diapers don't last as long as onesies, but they were one of the best presents.

[Arrynne]

For military families, I have seen camo toddler tees that say "General Mayhem" and "Major Trouble" - I am sure they are available in onesies, too. :-)

My son had one that said "Captain Cutie, Reporting for Duty!", and matching socks that said "Sargeant Smiley"

[bopper]

Did someone say: "Spit happens?"
or "Got Milk"?

(sorry I didn't read the whole thread)

[Bexx27]

I didn't get a pic but the winning geek- baby onesie slogan was:

"Correlation does not imply causation.
Or maybe it does.  I don't know,
I'm just a baby"

I immediately googled this and bought it for my statistician friend who is expecting.