50 Shades of Grey made me refuse my poor DH for the week it took me to finish that travesty of a book.
The basic plot: Idjut Girl:
"Hi, I'm a virgin female college grad."Grey guy:
"Hi, I'm hot and rich. You should have sex with me and let me beat the tar out of you, because I find it kinky."Idjut Girl:
"okay, but only because you're handsome and bought me a car and a blackberry."
What the eHell?!?!?!
Yes it's porny but dear Lord, can't we get something a bit less "domestic abuse" these days? I'm still irritated and it's been years.