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Re: Reading/Book Pet Peeves
« Reply #600 on: April 03, 2013, 05:00:12 AM »
I was reading a post-apocalyptic novel, but had to stop about a third of the way through because supposed military characters didn't act anything like the supposedly elite unit they were reputed to be. They all acted like immature teenagers, not grown people. A civilian specialist that they brought on acted like a petulant teen. I was dealing with it because otherwise the story was interesting.

This might sound silly, but the final deal breaker for me was how all the military characters kept going "Hooah!" at the end of what seemed like every other conversation, no matter how short.

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« Reply #601 on: April 03, 2013, 11:10:30 AM »
This is more of a "book" than a "reading" pet peeve. I'm reading a paperback right now, which I received new, where the binding (?) is so STIFF I can barely hold the book open to read it! It's really annoying. Usually I hold a book with one hand off to one side (no idea why, I just started noticing this) but with this one I've had to use both hands to hold it open, thus positioning it in the center of my lap--a completely different posture for reading that I don't find as comfortable. I've tried cracking the spine (I don't mind if my books get somewhat dinged up) but then all of a sudden it's really flexible and won't crack.  ::) I seriously end up spending more time thinking about this, than the subject of the book.
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« Reply #602 on: April 03, 2013, 01:00:19 PM »
This is more of a "book" than a "reading" pet peeve. I'm reading a paperback right now, which I received new, where the binding (?) is so STIFF I can barely hold the book open to read it! It's really annoying. Usually I hold a book with one hand off to one side (no idea why, I just started noticing this) but with this one I've had to use both hands to hold it open, thus positioning it in the center of my lap--a completely different posture for reading that I don't find as comfortable. I've tried cracking the spine (I don't mind if my books get somewhat dinged up) but then all of a sudden it's really flexible and won't crack.  ::) I seriously end up spending more time thinking about this, than the subject of the book.
I got one of those a few years ago - it was an oversize (not the trade paperbacks in the size you can get at the grocery store and such) and it was exactly that annoying - too bendy to crack the spine, too stiff to open well. I accidentally left it in my very hot car all day, and the next day - was readable. You might want to try that - or freezing it, then immediately trying to crack the spine. Goofy, but we do what we must....

(it was, incidentally, the last straw that pushed me to an ereader!)

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« Reply #603 on: April 03, 2013, 01:11:52 PM »
That's one thing I like about ereaders vs. paper books.  I tend to like to lie on my side when I read and with a regular book you have to usually always keep a hand on it to keep your spot.  :)

I still read regular books when I feel like reading in the tub because I just don't trust myself with my Kindle in the tub.
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« Reply #604 on: April 03, 2013, 05:41:40 PM »
I was reading an ebook and had to stop so I could laugh and groan at the same time.  Paragraphs starting with "She pulled open the window, and dappled sunlight streamed through while the stars shone in the moonlit sky" just should not happen. 

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« Reply #605 on: April 03, 2013, 06:12:50 PM »
Probably mean spirited of me.  There is an author who has published a series of ghost legends and tales of true hauntings in various states.  Cannot remember the author's name, but the imprint is one that isn't too particular about who they publish and may be a vanity press.

Sorry, independent author.  To the best recollection of locals hereabouts, local historical figure never lived at the family homestead because he was a) in college then b) teaching in another state and then c) enlisted in the army to fight the British and d) was executed.  He might have visited briefly, but he never lived in that house for more than a few days.

Nor did he pal around with the "famous miitary figure" whose body is buried on the grounds.  The "famous military figure" is named Captain John Smith but if you had bothered to read the grave marker, you would have noticed the the paragraph saying that Captain John Smith is a RACEHORSE that belonged to the family who purchased and lived on the property in the 1930s.  While it is possible they are palling around in the afterlife, they did not know each other personally in real life, no matter how much you might wish it.

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« Reply #606 on: April 03, 2013, 09:40:38 PM »
Probably mean spirited of me.  There is an author who has published a series of ghost legends and tales of true hauntings in various states.  Cannot remember the author's name, but the imprint is one that isn't too particular about who they publish and may be a vanity press.

Sorry, independent author.  To the best recollection of locals hereabouts, local historical figure never lived at the family homestead because he was a) in college then b) teaching in another state and then c) enlisted in the army to fight the British and d) was executed.  He might have visited briefly, but he never lived in that house for more than a few days.

Nor did he pal around with the "famous miitary figure" whose body is buried on the grounds.  The "famous military figure" is named Captain John Smith but if you had bothered to read the grave marker, you would have noticed the the paragraph saying that Captain John Smith is a RACEHORSE that belonged to the family who purchased and lived on the property in the 1930s.  While it is possible they are palling around in the afterlife, they did not know each other personally in real life, no matter how much you might wish it.

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« Reply #607 on: April 03, 2013, 09:58:19 PM »
I was reading an ebook and had to stop so I could laugh and groan at the same time.  Paragraphs starting with "She pulled open the window, and dappled sunlight streamed through while the stars shone in the moonlit sky" just should not happen.

Is that an actual quote? And if so, which book is this? Are you sure it isn't a parody? Either way, I absolutely need to have it. It sounds utterly hilarious.

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« Reply #608 on: April 04, 2013, 08:33:37 AM »
I was reading an ebook and had to stop so I could laugh and groan at the same time.  Paragraphs starting with "She pulled open the window, and dappled sunlight streamed through while the stars shone in the moonlit sky" just should not happen.

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« Reply #609 on: April 04, 2013, 09:19:27 AM »
I was reading an ebook and had to stop so I could laugh and groan at the same time.  Paragraphs starting with "She pulled open the window, and dappled sunlight streamed through while the stars shone in the moonlit sky" just should not happen.

Is that an actual quote? And if so, which book is this? Are you sure it isn't a parody? Either way, I absolutely need to have it. It sounds utterly hilarious.

Maybe it's a science fiction book? I could imagine an author writing that if somehow on that invented world, where the sky can somehow be both sunlit and moonlit at the same time.  Or maybe it's a clunky attempt to say that this person always opens the window (maybe every time she is upset, or something) regardless of if it is daytime or nighttime. 

I don't think, however, that either of these is the case  :)

And I agree with the complaints about the construction of paperbacks.  They are so stiff sometimes, and sometimes when you finally get to a point where they can open to be readable comfortably...the pages start becoming detached.  I know paperbacks are cheaper than hardbacks for a reason, but come on, seriously, they can't use better glue or something?

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« Reply #610 on: April 04, 2013, 09:22:50 AM »
This is more of a "book" than a "reading" pet peeve. I'm reading a paperback right now, which I received new, where the binding (?) is so STIFF I can barely hold the book open to read it! It's really annoying. Usually I hold a book with one hand off to one side (no idea why, I just started noticing this) but with this one I've had to use both hands to hold it open, thus positioning it in the center of my lap--a completely different posture for reading that I don't find as comfortable. I've tried cracking the spine (I don't mind if my books get somewhat dinged up) but then all of a sudden it's really flexible and won't crack.  ::) I seriously end up spending more time thinking about this, than the subject of the book.
I got one of those a few years ago - it was an oversize (not the trade paperbacks in the size you can get at the grocery store and such) and it was exactly that annoying - too bendy to crack the spine, too stiff to open well. I accidentally left it in my very hot car all day, and the next day - was readable. You might want to try that - or freezing it, then immediately trying to crack the spine. Goofy, but we do what we must....

(it was, incidentally, the last straw that pushed me to an ereader!)

I tried freezing it! I pulled the book out of the freezer this morning and cracked the spine finally. I think I may have been overly enthusiastic, though, because now it looks like it's about to fall apart.  ::) Oh well, I wasn't going to regift it or anything.
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« Reply #611 on: April 04, 2013, 04:48:23 PM »
Probably mean spirited of me.  There is an author who has published a series of ghost legends and tales of true hauntings in various states.  Cannot remember the author's name, but the imprint is one that isn't too particular about who they publish and may be a vanity press.

Sorry, independent author.  To the best recollection of locals hereabouts, local historical figure never lived at the family homestead because he was a) in college then b) teaching in another state and then c) enlisted in the army to fight the British and d) was executed.  He might have visited briefly, but he never lived in that house for more than a few days.

Nor did he pal around with the "famous miitary figure" whose body is buried on the grounds.  The "famous military figure" is named Captain John Smith but if you had bothered to read the grave
marker, you would have noticed the the paragraph saying that Captain John Smith is a RACEHORSE that belonged to the family who purchased and lived on the property in the 1930s.  While it is
possible they are palling around in the afterlife, they did not know each other personally in real life, no matter how much you might wish it.

I may be going back a looong long time but, could the author possible be Hans Holtzer? He was notorious for this sort of 'psychic' exploration and was very popular in the 1960s and 1970s. 

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« Reply #612 on: April 05, 2013, 02:52:45 AM »
Is it the Jeffrey ghost series? 

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« Reply #613 on: April 05, 2013, 05:47:42 AM »
I was reading an ebook and had to stop so I could laugh and groan at the same time.  Paragraphs starting with "She pulled open the window, and dappled sunlight streamed through while the stars shone in the moonlit sky" just should not happen.

Is that an actual quote? And if so, which book is this? Are you sure it isn't a parody? Either way, I absolutely need to have it. It sounds utterly hilarious.

It's a Kindle ebook called Anathema, part of the Song of Eloh series by Megg Jensen.  I got it slightly wrong above.  The actual quote is "Johna pushed open the door, strode across the room and threw open the shutters.  The dappled sunlight streamed in as the clouds floated over the moonlit night sky.".  According to my Kindle, it's Location 1214-1220.  I'm almost positive it's not a parody, because it happens almost halfway through the book. 

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« Reply #614 on: April 05, 2013, 08:27:29 AM »
I was reading an ebook and had to stop so I could laugh and groan at the same time.  Paragraphs starting with "She pulled open the window, and dappled sunlight streamed through while the stars shone in the moonlit sky" just should not happen.

Is that an actual quote? And if so, which book is this? Are you sure it isn't a parody? Either way, I absolutely need to have it. It sounds utterly hilarious.

It's a Kindle ebook called Anathema, part of the Song of Eloh series by Megg Jensen.  I got it slightly wrong above.  The actual quote is "Johna pushed open the door, strode across the room and threw open the shutters.  The dappled sunlight streamed in as the clouds floated over the moonlit night sky.".  According to my Kindle, it's Location 1214-1220.  I'm almost positive it's not a parody, because it happens almost halfway through the book. 

I was about to give that a pass for merely being a brain skip followed by bad editing - moonlit/sunlit are quite close.  But once you get to "moonlit night" in there... yeah. That's less forgivable.
Amusing, though.