We wanted to invite the husband, not the wife. He wouldn't come without her, so we have to deal with her.
"How did we come up with the nickname?" Overly demanding, high-maintenance, tries to be everyone's mommy. I dunno, what's the feminine form of Gestapo?
Would it be more polite to tell her to shut her piehole? That if Chuck wants to wear his Ravens hat indoors, I'm fine with it and so should she be? Because right now, the false fart is the *only* thing keeping everyone civil around her.