I searched and couldn't find a thread to share funny exchanges between adults, so if there's already one, please feel free to combine this with an existing thread. I've had a few amusing exchanges the last few days and wanted to share.
I was driving and pulled over because the kids in the back seat had gotten on my last nerve with the "he's touching me/she's pushing me" complaints. It's a small car. They're going to make contact with each other. There's no way to avoid it. After fussing at them, I warned them that if they complained about it again, I was going to make them do 5 push ups/sit ups per complaint when we got home. About a minute later, my mother's phone alerts her to a voicemail. She listens to it and it's her friend saying only "But I don't want to do push ups!" Apparently my mother butt-dialed her friend during while I was fussing at the kids. Oooops.
(And, for the record, I didn't hear a peep out of the kids for the rest of the drive home)
(note: there are two dozen eggs in the fridge at the time of the conversation)
Me: If I want to make deviled eggs, how many eggs should I make?
Dad: Deviled eggs? There aren't enough eggs! Call your mom and tell her to buy eggs! We need more eggs!
Yup, deviled eggs are quite popular around here.