Some of DH's former expressions crack me up laughing.
Years ago, when we both worked in a horrid office tower, the heat in summer was atrocious. For some insane reason, opening windows wasn't an option. Health and safety, but the windows opened about 1cm so unless someone had a shrinking cap, leaping out of them was just not happening. The heat was easily high 90s in mid summer. We Brits just are not used to that kind of heat and DH especially does not deal well with being hot, especially indoors. People were fainting daily through overheating. In fact, there was an ambulance stationed outside that building for six weeks!!!
At that time, DH's expression was "That's not what's meant to happen' about literally anything out the ordinary. And his rants at work are well known and pretty much well liked. He just has a way with words...bless him, he walked to the thermometer and said (paraphrased) "It's 89 degrees and the windows are shut?! What's the matter with you people?? People are collapsing!! That's not what's meant to happen!' The management did nothing about the situation then, but by the following spring had air con installed. Of course, that summer was dismal and the air con stayed redundant.
Typical. That's not what's meant to happen!!