In response to the post above mine... I love the typos. "little threats," "undercrackers"
My roommate's version of "don't you know..." is when he goes outside and mows the grass without complaining (much) on his days off because I am allergic to cut grass. I do have medicine, and if I stay inside it doesn't get to me TOO badly, but going out and mowing would send me into full on allergic reaction even with the meds on board.
My version? I buy bulk packs of various things he likes for his lunch and snacks, like raw almonds and big jars of applesauce. I then break them down into snack packs that he can grab and toss into his lunchbox... all so he can sleep in a little longer (he works nearly 12 hour graveyard shifts).