How much are they looking for, a sentence, a paragraph, a five minute speech?
You came here to ask so I say, tell them you are an Etiquette Ninja! You know how to parry the pushy, and conquer the crass. From the right fork to the left overs. You can politely tell someone to go to "ehell" and can install shiny steel spines when needed. It might confuse them, but it would be fun.