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Help! Can you name my chili?
« on: February 27, 2013, 01:37:26 PM »
This is kind of an odd request, but I am at my wits end. Can you all help me come up with a creative name for my chili? I am participating in a fundraiser "chili cook off" at work and need to submit something......

Any and all suggestions welcome. I'm a lawyer, so any professional 'play on words' titles (e.g. "Don't Sue Me" chili) get extra bonus points.

Thanks in advance!!

ETA: Sorry, some details about the chili: it's just regular turkey-bean chili with tomatoes, spices, etc. Nothing super hot or crazy....

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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2013, 01:39:49 PM »
Turkeus Corpeus Chili?


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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2013, 01:43:08 PM »
My brain is stuck on something using the word "briefs" which would be funny but probably not very appetite-stimulating.  :P

I'll tell it to keep thinking...

No Oral Argument Here!
Chili De Jure (a play on Du Jour)
Lien Turkey Chili

*edited to include new ideas
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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2013, 01:44:54 PM »
Or if you're into alliteration: Chalk Outline Chili? And then take some masking tape or something and do an "outline" around the crockpot?

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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2013, 01:45:58 PM »
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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2013, 01:47:23 PM »
corpus delectable?

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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2013, 01:47:46 PM »
Can you tell us anything about your chili? Is it really really hot, mellow, with or without beans? What kind of meat do you use? Civil or criminal law?

I ask because my DF's chili is known as "stealth chili" in our house - the heat sneaks up on you.

More generally...

Amicus Chili
Caveat Chili
Chili Juris
Chili Delicti

(Why yes, I did just scan the Wikipedia list of legal latin terms, why do you ask?)
What part of v_e = \sqrt{\frac{2GM}{r}} don't you understand? It's only rocket science!

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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2013, 01:48:48 PM »
Judge for Yourself Chili

The Slander You Say!


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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2013, 02:27:02 PM »
Chilis, Beans & Meat, LLP

Outlaw Chili

Capitol Punishment

Lawless Chili

Take No Prisoners Chili

Dewey, Eatem & Howe

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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2013, 02:46:30 PM »
Ambulance Chasing Chili?
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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2013, 02:51:22 PM »
So Good, It's Chi-legal.

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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2013, 02:53:02 PM »
Chilegal Eagle.
 
or just:

Chilegal.

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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2013, 03:03:07 PM »
Many years ago I saw a recipe for Judge's Jailhouse Chili.

How about........

Trialblazing Chili

Juror's Judgement Chili


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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2013, 05:43:21 PM »
Judge for Yourself Chili



That is a good one!

Courtroom Comfort Chili
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Re: Help! Can you name my chili?
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2013, 05:56:24 PM »
Carne Diem
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