I went to McDonald's yesterday for lunch. I was peacefully eating my frys and reading my Kindle when a lady sat down at a table near me. She looked at me and said that she didn't like pale people. Ok, Don't engage the crazy, just pretend you didn't hear her.
She then said "You must be really hungry" "Ok", I think, "totally normal combo meal. Nothing huge here" I actually said "I am so sorry, I am trying to get caught up on this for work" (ok, yea, my book was not work related, but it is a Kindle, how does she know that) She didn't say anything.
A few minutes later she said "What kind of work do you do? I know, you are a prostitute. A FAT prostitute!" grabs her sundae and leaves. The lady at the table next to me and the people around us had to pick their jaws up from the ground. I said" Hmm, been accused of many things, but that is not one of them!" Cue the whole restaurant bursting out in laughter. First time in a long time that my brain was working well enough to come up with something like that!