Every year on President's Day, my mom and I have the same conversation.
Mom: You're off today, right?
Me: No, Mom.
Mom: You're not? But it's President's Day! It's a federal holiday!
Me: We don't get President's Day off, Mom. We get Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Spring Break, that's it until mid-May.
Mom: I don't understand that.
Me: We have this conversation every year, Mom. I also don't get Good Friday or Columbus Day off.
Mom: That's so strange.
In other news, stay warm, Thread! It's cold out there today.