Here's the best we've found. The business card of the man we'll call 'John Jones' offered...
'Used cars, Hogs, Whiskey, Manure, Nails, Fly Swatters, Racing Forms and Bongos'.
The card of this man said that he could do the following...
Organize possum hunts
You have to admit it. This is a business card that will grab your attention.
What fun business cards have you seen?