Not only would all the patrons be taking a potty break in Stoney's bathroom, I would find people on the street to go too!
Seriously, I read all the threads about this woman, and while my former boss was an incompetent loon, she can't hold a candle to the entitlement (stupidity???) that Stoney has. This might be the only way to get the bathrooms fixed. by parading every.single.one of the patrons to her paradise so they can see hers is awesome and theirs is worse than the back alley.