I'm mostly trying to figure out how much booze I should send Yarnspinner when she finally gets to retire
I always figured she wouldn't need any at that point - she needs it now so she can make it to retirement! :-)
You guys crack me up! And you are right, IF I make it to retirement, I won't need it. These days, we have a Library Gripe Club that meets once a month where we eat pizza or tacos or whatever the specialty of the restaurant is and drink margaritas (or wine or whatever is available) and have healthy portions of Stonecold's reputation for dessert.
I know I have been saying I was going to retire for a long time, but every time I decide "this is it" my financial goal posts get moved. Right now I am in debt up to my eyeballs thanks to the medical bills of a cat that has been dead for two years, travel bills incurred because of family illness and we won't even talk about the car....anyone want a twenty year old Honda with more dents than the moon?
Thanks for thinking of me, Slartibartfast!