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squeakers

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Re: More Funny Amazon Reviews
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2013, 12:40:49 PM »
Because of what the product is, Im linking straight to George Takei's review. fresh rabbit.


http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/product-reviews/B00012182G/ref=cm_cr_pr_hist_1?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0

And a review of that from Jan. 12th "The rabbit is much too tough. I like very tender rabbit for all my recipes. I thought I would get this product to save money. Big mistake! I could not cut it with any of my kitchen knives, nor with my Hutzler 571 banana slicer." which I believe ties in with a post made further up (the banana slicer).
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Re: More Funny Amazon Reviews
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2013, 08:24:24 PM »
Giggle.  I need this.  Fun.

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Re: More Funny Amazon Reviews
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2013, 11:19:55 PM »
Now we have Tuscon whole milk.  Note this is not Phoenix or Flagstaff whole milk to please don't be confused

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

Tuscan is not Tucson.

Well then it's not to be confused with Umbrian or Sicilian Milk :D
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Re: More Funny Amazon Reviews
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2013, 04:20:37 AM »
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

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« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2013, 09:50:40 AM »
There is a trend, apparently, of reviewing the Mountain T-Shirt line: for example, those cute kittens stealthy little killers in training at http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Kittens-Tee-T-shirt/dp/B000I7OV9G/ref=pd_sim_a_1.
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Re: More Funny Amazon Reviews
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2013, 01:11:50 PM »
Just want to make sure I don't miss any future funny posts... >:D

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Re: More Funny Amazon Reviews
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2013, 05:06:09 PM »
There is a trend, apparently, of reviewing the Mountain T-Shirt line: for example, those cute kittens stealthy little killers in training at http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Kittens-Tee-T-shirt/dp/B000I7OV9G/ref=pd_sim_a_1.

I wonder if my wife would forgive me for buying one for her.  Usually she likes stuff from think geek, but maybe if I buy a 3 wolf moon for me and a kitten shirt for her around Christmas?  Maybe if I include some pens for her or a banana slicer?

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Re: More Funny Amazon Reviews
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2013, 06:09:39 PM »
My most favorite has to be the diva cup!!!

http://www.amazon.com/review/R39TB4HUVK8Z6
Hysterical.  Did you read the product description that it includes a diva pin to wear?
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