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« Reply #1350 on: December 13, 2013, 12:23:54 PM »
Further to this topic -- I must really have far too much time on my hands.  Have conceived of a bit of tri-national wordplay, as follows.

I understand that in Australian slang, the first syllable of the word "beautiful" is used as an adjective meaning -- well -- "beautiful", or at any rate, something to be approved of.

A member of the Scottish nobility, is the Marquess of Bute (pronounced as above, "byoot"), whose lands include the island of Bute, located to the west of Glasgow; reputedly a very pretty place.

A scenario is envisaged, of a traveller who has spent time in Australia, and the West of the USA, being a guest of the Marquess, and being shown by him, around the eponymous island.  They arrive at the base of a picturesque straight-sided, flat-topped hill.  The visitor remarks: "Hey, that's a beaut Bute butte, Bute !"

LOL! At least that would show the speaker had a lot of knowledge and the ability to synthesize it! :)
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« Reply #1351 on: December 13, 2013, 01:25:02 PM »

A scenario is envisaged, of a traveller who has spent time in Australia, and the West of the USA, being a guest of the Marquess, and being shown by him, around the eponymous island.  They arrive at the base of a picturesque straight-sided, flat-topped hill.  The visitor remarks: "Hey, that's a beaut Bute butte, Bute !"

This is my kind of joke!

(we use the shortened form of "beaut" here in the US as well)

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« Reply #1352 on: December 13, 2013, 01:35:20 PM »
Luci, it's not just the midwest.  I'm on the east coast and I speak in time, not distance.  I live 40 miles from DC.  That trip can take 40 min, 1 hour, 2 hours, or 3 hours depending on traffic

I'm in the midwest, and I say distance by time, taking into account traffic. For example, going from work to BF's house is either a 20 minute trip or a 45 minute trip, depending on how soon I get out of work. So if someone is asking directions to something near there, I'll ask when they're going to tell them how far it is.

I wish I could get it into people's heads that the whole "Age is just a number" mindset can be highly insulting. Last year, people weren't sure I was old enough to drink wine (I was 27...) and this year I'm talking about my arthritis. Age is just a number, yes, but telling me to my face that I'm too young for that sort of thing really does hurt, especially since I was diagnosed in middle school for my knee, and that sort of thing doesn't just go away when you graduate high school. Since, you know, you're too young for that.

Yes, age is a number, and I look and act younger than I actually am, but my body is falling apart faster than it should. Please refrain from commenting on how I must be exaggerating or making it up (yes, I've been told that) or I'm too young for it. Obviously I'm not.

Not only is that painful, they're contradicting themselves. If they really think "age is just a number" then it follows that nobody is too young for arthritis  (or too old to play with children's toys).
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« Reply #1353 on: December 13, 2013, 02:19:19 PM »
In the 1970's, my parents would drive my sister and I to camp early in the morning, leaving home at 3 AM. They would put us in sleeping bags in the back (cargo area) of the station wagon. I shudder to think of all the things that could happen, but am very glad nothing did.
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« Reply #1354 on: December 13, 2013, 02:28:42 PM »

A scenario is envisaged, of a traveller who has spent time in Australia, and the West of the USA, being a guest of the Marquess, and being shown by him, around the eponymous island.  They arrive at the base of a picturesque straight-sided, flat-topped hill.  The visitor remarks: "Hey, that's a beaut Bute butte, Bute !"

This is my kind of joke!

(we use the shortened form of "beaut" here in the US as well)

Thanks Toots -- and Lynn2000 (ability / facility re multi-quoting, lacking -- sorry).  Idiotic jokes of this kind, potentially abound -- a spin-off thread, perhaps called for.  I'm working on one such now, involving "what" and "wat"...

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« Reply #1355 on: December 13, 2013, 03:15:45 PM »

A scenario is envisaged, of a traveller who has spent time in Australia, and the West of the USA, being a guest of the Marquess, and being shown by him, around the eponymous island.  They arrive at the base of a picturesque straight-sided, flat-topped hill.  The visitor remarks: "Hey, that's a beaut Bute butte, Bute !"

This is my kind of joke!

(we use the shortened form of "beaut" here in the US as well)

Thanks Toots -- and Lynn2000 (ability / facility re multi-quoting, lacking -- sorry).  Idiotic jokes of this kind, potentially abound -- a spin-off thread, perhaps called for.  I'm working on one such now, involving "what" and "wat"...

Which witch?

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« Reply #1356 on: December 13, 2013, 03:43:41 PM »
I also feel compelled to mention that this is the woman who, when riding in my car with me to go to lunch, refused to put on her seatbelt.  We have a click-it-or-ticket law in my state so I simply put it in park and told her I wouldn't be driving anywhere until she buckled in.  Is seatbelt safety optional in her mind?  I thought this was something everybody learned when you outgrew your carseat/booster seats?

Carseat? Booster seat? What are these things (says myself, from a 1960s perspective)? Doesn't everyone just pile the kids in the back seat, and let them rattle around like popcorn?

I don't know how old your MIL is, but it's quite possible she remembers seatbelts as being optional as a child, and has never really processed that they are no longer a choice.

MIL is about 65 and I assumed they had some form of baby safety devices in her youth, even if they've changed drastically over the years.  How else did you transport infants and toddlers around in the 1950s/60s?  ???  (I am sorry but I freely admit I am ignorant of vintage safety devices).

I was born in 1974, and did not (always) ride in a carseat. I know this because apparently I would always spit up on my Dad's suit as he held me in the car while Mom drove him to work - but only if he had an important meeting that day. No idea what Mom did with me on the way home, just that Dad held me on the way in.
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« Reply #1357 on: December 13, 2013, 03:55:13 PM »
Born in 1962, and the only reason we weren't allowed to ride on the back shelf was because it blocked Mom's view.

(Older cars had a shelf behind the back seat where you could put packages, etc)

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« Reply #1358 on: December 13, 2013, 04:30:52 PM »

A scenario is envisaged, of a traveller who has spent time in Australia, and the West of the USA, being a guest of the Marquess, and being shown by him, around the eponymous island.  They arrive at the base of a picturesque straight-sided, flat-topped hill.  The visitor remarks: "Hey, that's a beaut Bute butte, Bute !"

This is my kind of joke!

(we use the shortened form of "beaut" here in the US as well)

Thanks Toots -- and Lynn2000 (ability / facility re multi-quoting, lacking -- sorry).  Idiotic jokes of this kind, potentially abound -- a spin-off thread, perhaps called for.  I'm working on one such now, involving "what" and "wat"...

Which witch?
One of my mom's favorites:
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
"Let us flee!" said the fly.
So they flew to a flaw in the flue.

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« Reply #1359 on: December 13, 2013, 06:00:51 PM »
One of my mom's favorites:
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
"Let us flee!" said the fly.
So they flew to a flaw in the flue.

That's part of a longer limerick

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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« Reply #1360 on: December 13, 2013, 06:19:27 PM »
One of my mom's favorites:
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
"Let us flee!" said the fly.
So they flew to a flaw in the flue.

That's part of a longer limerick

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Thanks! I always wondered where she got it from.

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« Reply #1361 on: December 13, 2013, 06:41:39 PM »
I also feel compelled to mention that this is the woman who, when riding in my car with me to go to lunch, refused to put on her seatbelt.  We have a click-it-or-ticket law in my state so I simply put it in park and told her I wouldn't be driving anywhere until she buckled in.  Is seatbelt safety optional in her mind?  I thought this was something everybody learned when you outgrew your carseat/booster seats?

Carseat? Booster seat? What are these things (says myself, from a 1960s perspective)? Doesn't everyone just pile the kids in the back seat, and let them rattle around like popcorn?

I don't know how old your MIL is, but it's quite possible she remembers seatbelts as being optional as a child, and has never really processed that they are no longer a choice.

MIL is about 65 and I assumed they had some form of baby safety devices in her youth, even if they've changed drastically over the years.  How else did you transport infants and toddlers around in the 1950s/60s?  ???  (I am sorry but I freely admit I am ignorant of vintage safety devices).


One Friday nights my parents loaded my wooden playpen into the back of the station wagon, put me in it and drove to Canyon Lake to take care of my grandparents. They had these little seats that hooked over the back of the front seat but weren't secured in any way for toddlers. By 3 or 4 I was just rolling around on the backseat. Climbing up and laying on the ledge behind the back seat in a 2 door car was always fun -till your parent hollered at you to get down because s/he couldn't see.


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« Reply #1362 on: December 13, 2013, 06:58:14 PM »
Born in 1962, and the only reason we weren't allowed to ride on the back shelf was because it blocked Mom's view.

(Older cars had a shelf behind the back seat where you could put packages, etc)
New cars have these as well, it is a matter of model, not age whether a car has this or not.
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« Reply #1363 on: December 13, 2013, 08:17:40 PM »
I was born in 1958. I remember being about 3 or 4 and riding in a car seat, but it was more toy than safety device. It had a fake steering wheel -- think Maggie's car seat in the intro to "The Simpsons."

For the next few years I rode in the front seat between my parents. Most cars had bench seats front and back in those days -- "bucket" seats were only in sports cars, and my parents were not sports car people.

By the time I was 6 or so, I was riding free range in the back seat -- no carseat or belt. My aunt was my most frequent sitter back then, and she didn't come to our house; I was left at hers. It was SOP for my parents to have a pillow and blanket in the back seat so I could sleep on the way home from her house.

It was in the late '70s/early '80s that car seats meeting safety standards became mandatory for little ones. Shortly afterward, seat belts became the law in the state I was living in (New York). I never wore a belt until it became the law -- now I feel naked without one.

Bagman was a stickler for belts for a long time before it became the law. After it did, his mother -- who wasn't a belt person -- would buckle up when he took her places, because "she didn't want to get him in trouble." He never bothered to tell her that in our state, it was the passenger who would get in trouble for not buckling up (provided she was an adult) -- if her misguided belief got her to buckle up, that was good enough for him.

To this day, when I'm a passenger, I dip my head when the driver is backing up, even if I'm in the front seat. All those years of being a kid in the back seat and being told to do it so Dad could see.
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« Reply #1364 on: December 13, 2013, 08:38:45 PM »
 My car seat looked a lot like this one:

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/185773553352027665/

But I was older than this baby when I used it.  It really was a lot like Maggie Simpsons, horn on the steering wheel and all.
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